shitstevesays

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Hi no I'm pissed off about the age verification laws and bills again. So many grown adults out there going, "The internet should be safe for my children," with all the brazenness of someone walking into a bar and saying, "You need to stop serving alcoholic drinks because I want to drop my children off here all day while I'm at work." Except at the same time they're also demanding that arsenic be added to all the drinks, including the ones being served to children

It's hard to do things when you don't want to. Has anyone else noticed this