spoopy scary alien

Hamilton: Fuck your face, you rat.

Laurens: I AM HELLA GAY AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU LITTLE INSECTS CAN SAY ABOUT IT!

Lafayette: Oh- okay. You can stop being like that now. No, I said- WOULD Y’ALL JUST STOP I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN PEACE!

Mulligan: *kicks open door* Sup motherfuckers, I’m here.

Burr: No, go away. I don’t feel like dealing with things today.

Eliza: NO! I WILL BRING COOKIES AND MILK AND SHOWER YOU IN MY LOVE! I AM ON MY WAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Peggy: I’m the meme queen, and you all are my personal butlers who shall attend to my needs.

Angelica: I am the only intelligent one in this room, aren’t I?

Madison: I want to go home, drink hot lemon tea, and then die a peaceful death.

Jefferson: I would gladly fuck each and every one of you. Wait, no. Everyone except you, you, and you. *points to everyone in the room*

Washington: Oh my god, I’m stuck with you idiots for the day. 

Lee: What?! No, I did not say that he could suck a dick! I yelled that he could suck a dick!

Seabury: Fudge-sticks.

Everyone:

Alexander: cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish my dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by actions rather than words, to convince you that I love you