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@alien-dave-6969
woohoo rp blog. my main blog is @k-mart-hair-42 more under the cut.
Dæve is an alien who is genetically similar to normal Dave. Xe calls his planet Ishtar. please be patient with him, xe is doing his best.
he/xe
Ishtarian
design sheet coming soon, hopefully
matching @bassyperson’s @sir-jaymz
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are you gay
Hey anon!
I'm actually bisexual.
that implies that there are only two human genders. There’s 10 on Ishtar.
Oh wow that's alot. Is gender also a social construct?
I suppose it is. It really just depends on how you present yourself. Ishtarians don’t have any reproductive system besides something akin to cell mitosis.
are you gay
Hey anon!
I'm actually bisexual.
that implies that there are only two human genders. There’s 10 on Ishtar.
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
We should try beating the xieyt out of each other during our mating rituals.
NO- THATS ABUSE DONT DO THAT ????
It is okay. Do not fear for us, human. We have discovered what a safe word is!
a safe wor .. there’s no fucking way i just read that . ALIEN DAVE DONT DO THAT ????
Iiiiiiiiits mitosis time!
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
We should try beating the xieyt out of each other during our mating rituals.
NO- THATS ABUSE DONT DO THAT ????
It is okay. Do not fear for us, human. We have discovered what a safe word is!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
We should try beating the xieyt out of each other during our mating rituals.
Okay. Not on a day where Larz has drove me up the wall though. I think that'z the human phraze.
Yeahhhh I’m not really into THAT.
*shudders*
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
We should try beating the xieyt out of each other during our mating rituals.
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
mmmsoo uegrhdrunjjkk ?!! udontevebnn knowwww wooooooo
ix cant belive you ate drunm alrieady ahahaha... loghtweught. u were only THREE beer ddeep a
awww manm jaaseemhh i 🙁🙁🙁jase jasemson
I DIDNT KNOW YALL KNEW ISHTARIAN???
xee vu bloop xee gnarp vee!!!
im was just drumk. what did I say in ishtrarian??
expletives and racial slurs
WHAT!? REALLY? OH MY GOD I TAKE WHATEVER I SAID BACK
it’s aight vro I’ve heard jaymz say worse expletives, idk about the slurs tho
It waz only becauze of my glorping Lieutenant. He dezerved to be called what he waz called.
was it Larz
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the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
.. can i try a smidge of the uranium pls ? 🥹
No. Humans are allergic to uranium.
no ? no one ever tells me no . 😔😔😔😔😔
Too glorping bad
:(((( rude
also what the fuck does slorp and glorp mean ?
They are expletives.
like fuck ? and shit ? like those ???
Yes. However, Ishtarian expletives are superior to the nonsensical earthling expletives.
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
.. can i try a smidge of the uranium pls ? 🥹
No. Humans are allergic to uranium.
no ? no one ever tells me no . 😔😔😔😔😔
Too glorping bad
:(((( rude
also what the fuck does slorp and glorp mean ?
They are expletives.
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
.. can i try a smidge of the uranium pls ? 🥹
No. Humans are allergic to uranium.
no ? no one ever tells me no . 😔😔😔😔😔
Too glorping bad
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
.. can i try a smidge of the uranium pls ? 🥹
No. Humans are allergic to uranium.
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
Jasey Jasey Jasey Jasey Jasey. Can I call you that? I ask that after calling you that 5 times. I intend to stop only if you don't like it.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
yeah . you can . 😮💨
oh i like it .
Thank you, Jasey.
Oh you do, don't you?
any reason you got jasey on the mind ? not that i mind, daveeeeee .
considering it’s not newkid or newshit for once . i love it .
Jase doesn't flow like Jasey does. And I don't know, Jasey feels more like a nickname.
Why the fuck would they call you Newshit. they should call you The Only Attractive Member.
I’m fucking crine
why are you crying alien dave ????
NO ITS NOT BECAUSE IM GLORPING GREEN YOU XEEP
