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@sir-jaymz
Sir Jaymz of Ishtar
All I want iz to protect Ishtar and the Inanna
Human language iz ztupid glorp you all
he/him, xe/xem (xe/xem preferred. ishtarian iz better than humanz language)
I loev my huzband Dæve
Ishtarianz reproduce azexually. Human reproduction iz zcary.
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Can I get i new Lieutenant thiz iz bullzhit.
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
We should try beating the xieyt out of each other during our mating rituals.
Okay. Not on a day where Larz has drove me up the wall though. I think that'z the human phraze.
I'm going to kiss you so hard when you get back from tour. It's driving me crazy how you're not here with me. It's not fair.
- @ch0s3n-0n3
don’t tease me like this . i will make up a reason to come home and come over to see you . 😮💨
What cities are going to be on this tour? Just asking so I can account for time zones and not wake you up when calling.
You humans are very rough maters.
this is true . we are .
but anything to see my beautiful godly boyfriend . idk alien dave don’t you agree ?
IM GONNA MELT THIS IS ADORABLE YOU HUMANS ARE ADORABLE @sir-jaymz I WANNA TRY SMTH
What iz it, my huzband?
the curl routine drops later .
With who's hair products...?
… alien dave’s ….
SHIT !!!!
Does alien dave NEED hair product? Are you lying to me?
LARS … LOOK A BIG HUGE ALIEN ON YOUR DRUMS !!! *runs*
WHAT THE FUCK! ....theres nothing on my drumkits - JASON GET BACK HERE.
NO !!! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET TO ME !! MY HAIR LOOKS TOO FUCKING GOOD MAN !
HEY! LET ME SEE ATLEAST THEN. BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF GOOD PRODUCT. THEY ARE 30$ PER BOTTLE.
Awwww look at you and your curls, Jase. Atleast product wasn't wasted. How much did you use anyway?
you like them ???? like half of the cream ?? 😳
yeah yeah i like them.. JASON WHAT THE FUCK! HALF THE CREAM? THATS ALOT.
i-i have thick hair though .. 😔😔😔😔😔
Oh my god.
DONT DO THAT . :((((
IM RUNNING AWAY
You're making my hair fall out from stress Jase.
THEY STOLE MY GLORPING URANIUM MOUSSE?!!!!!!
… it said neptune volumizing spray ..
Oh. Well, that’s good. Uranium is bad for humans.
.. can i try a smidge of the uranium pls ? 🥹
No. Humans are allergic to uranium.
no ? no one ever tells me no . 😔😔😔😔😔
Too glorping bad
:(((( rude
also what the fuck does slorp and glorp mean ?
They are expletives.
like fuck ? and shit ? like those ???
Yes. However, Ishtarian expletives are superior to the nonsensical earthling expletives.
Ishtarian expletivez can mean any englizh word we need them to.
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mmmsoo uegrhdrunjjkk ?!! udontevebnn knowwww wooooooo
ix cant belive you ate drunm alrieady ahahaha... loghtweught. u were only THREE beer ddeep a
awww manm jaaseemhh i 🙁🙁🙁jase jasemson
I DIDNT KNOW YALL KNEW ISHTARIAN???
xee vu bloop xee gnarp vee!!!
im was just drumk. what did I say in ishtrarian??
expletives and racial slurs
WHAT!? REALLY? OH MY GOD I TAKE WHATEVER I SAID BACK
it’s aight vro I’ve heard jaymz say worse expletives, idk about the slurs tho
It waz only becauze of my glorping Lieutenant. He dezerved to be called what he waz called.
was it Larz
Who elze would it be.
mmmsoo uegrhdrunjjkk ?!! udontevebnn knowwww wooooooo
ix cant belive you ate drunm alrieady ahahaha... loghtweught. u were only THREE beer ddeep a
awww manm jaaseemhh i 🙁🙁🙁jase jasemson
I DIDNT KNOW YALL KNEW ISHTARIAN???
xee vu bloop xee gnarp vee!!!
im was just drumk. what did I say in ishtrarian??
expletives and racial slurs
WHAT!? REALLY? OH MY GOD I TAKE WHATEVER I SAID BACK
it’s aight vro I’ve heard jaymz say worse expletives, idk about the slurs tho
It waz only becauze of my glorping Lieutenant. He dezerved to be called what he waz called.
Well thatz the fifth battalion thiz moon rising. Glorp my glarping Lieutenant. He needz to get out of here.
tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽
tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨
tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too
vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE
Vultures DO NOT support ice.
Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE
Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE
Hyenas DO NOT support ICE
Werewolves DON'T support ICE.
Tigers DO NOT support ICE
Merfolk DO NOT support ICE
Unicorns DO NOT support ICE
Dragons DO NOT support ICE
Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE
men DO NOT support ICE ok?
hospitals DO NOT support ICE
evil hospitals DO NOT support ICE
costco employees DO NOT support ICE
ze french DO NOT support ICE
Ur older brother DOES NOT support ICE
Aliens from Ishtar DO NOT support ICE
LARS!!!!!!!!!
I see people joking about how you are one Lar, and not two Lars.
However!!!!
since you are Danish, Lars would be perfectly possible to be a noun in singular form, and making it plural would use the Danish grammar rules, yes?
this means that if there was two of you, they would not be one Lar, two Lars, but instead one Lars, two Larser, or one Lars, two Larse, or perhaps your name is an irregular noun and changes a vowel instead! Like one Lars, two Lirs!!!
what do you think????? And is it possible to collect Larser?????
Hey!
I agree with you that Danish grammar can change around, but to make it easy let's just say my name is an irregular noun so multiple Lars' would be Lirs.
I think it would be possible to collect many Lirs, but none would be as cool as me, of course.
@sir-jaymz
my betrothed, come look at this! A new human language!!!
Thiz iz worze than Englizh and that "bag-ete" language
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Glorp i forgot what foodz my huzband likez. I waz going to make him breakfazt in bed. I think that's what humanz call it.
I like uhhhh
yk that greenish cold stuff at the wedding? the humans call it “mint ice cream”
it’s amazing
You ate it all at our wedding and I don't know where to get more.
Glorp i forgot what foodz my huzband likez. I waz going to make him breakfazt in bed. I think that's what humanz call it.
I hate my Lieutenant. If the attack planz say "go around the known landminez," you do not "glorp it we ball" into the landminez.
I need a new Lieutenant.
it seems that I am beginning to have feelings for sir Jaymz. Glorp my stupid baja blast life
Why did you propoze if you didn't initially love me you glorp.
What iz the want to learn a ztupid language properly. Sir Jaymz can uze whatever language xe wantz to uze.
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@jaymzyeahfield @ch0s3n-0n3 @aliencliff @forwhomthebell-callscliff @jasonsnewst3d @crypt-keep3r @larsulrichtrommer
guys welcome to our wedding!!!! :D
Happiezt day of my life, excluding the coming day of when my zoldierz lizten to me for once.
Dæve my dearezt. Why were zo many humanz at our wedding. Where were the ishtarians.
@alien-dave-6969
I have befriended the humans, my beloved. They aren’t the ones who are trying to terraform our planet. Also I have no idea where the other ishtarians went
How are they not the onez terraforming and killing Ishtar. They could. They zeem to be infiltrating the placez of their own planet.
