bittersweet fool

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

crucial to alistair’s character that he is 20 years old and exactly as horny as u would expect. not at all immune to being down bad. down atrocious even. also crucial to his character however that he is mortified by this & views sexual desire and sexual advances (especially towards women) as being inherently predatory. on account of having grown up believing that his mother was preyed on by the king. and that he — the resultant bastard child — is the reason for her death. do you understand

all of which is to say he is not having a sexy shamewank thinking about nutting inside his female colleague. even in an established romantic relationship with a woman he is quietly having panic attacks in his tent every time he seriously thinks about penetrative sex

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

whenever I see anyone describe Iron Bull as totally casual and chill about sex I'm like no!!! that's what he wants you to think! stop falling for it!