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Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Your amendment fails the rational basis test. While the safety of the sexy President is indeed a legitimate government interest, their ability to hit a kickflip cannot be rationally connected to their ability to make it to the secret bunker in time. Take Richard Nixon as our case in point—he may be able to hit a kickflip, but he wouldnt make it to the secret bunker because he’d be too busy having say gex with JFK. Thus, your stupid loser chud argument is invalid.

Have you considered that Richard Nixon is able to make it to the secret bunker while having say gex with JFK? Who says he isn’t moving sideways like a crab or crawling forward like a spider while doing so? Maybe it makes him faster.

This logic may hold, but only in a vacuum. You forget, Mr. Jefferson, we live in a complex reality where your noble ideals of sideways crab sex crawling do not fully transfer. Nixon would be too sore from being pounded by Kissinger, Brezhnev, and Khrushchev all at the same time the night before, so he would be unable to scuttle to the secret bunker with JFK speared on his tricky dick (Zhang et al). The only solution is to make the secret bunker bigger and sexier, rather than require the President to hit a nonsensical skateboard trick.

Then we must inquire into the merits of the skateboard as a vehicle. The President is a very busy man, and he must not divert attention from his country for the purpose of becoming familiar with a skateboard. Why not require that he be able to cause curves so drastic in space time that the secret bunker comes to him?

That would limit the presidency to those who are high-density or have extreme concentrations of mass energy. You could argue that a president cannot be a man of the people if they are focused on becoming high-density or gaining extreme concentrations of mass energy. Learning a kickflip would take much less time.

The pool of presidential candidates is more likely to already have high mass than the ability to do a kickflip, so go perform an act of intercourse upon your own buttocks you ginger wench. daddy’s getting angry and will invoke the twelfth amendment

fine. you will be punished for this insolence tonight.

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Your amendment fails the rational basis test. While the safety of the sexy President is indeed a legitimate government interest, their ability to hit a kickflip cannot be rationally connected to their ability to make it to the secret bunker in time. Take Richard Nixon as our case in point—he may be able to hit a kickflip, but he wouldnt make it to the secret bunker because he’d be too busy having say gex with JFK. Thus, your stupid loser chud argument is invalid.

Have you considered that Richard Nixon is able to make it to the secret bunker while having say gex with JFK? Who says he isn’t moving sideways like a crab or crawling forward like a spider while doing so? Maybe it makes him faster.

This logic may hold, but only in a vacuum. You forget, Mr. Jefferson, we live in a complex reality where your noble ideals of sideways crab sex crawling do not fully transfer. Nixon would be too sore from being pounded by Kissinger, Brezhnev, and Khrushchev all at the same time the night before, so he would be unable to scuttle to the secret bunker with JFK speared on his tricky dick (Zhang et al). The only solution is to make the secret bunker bigger and sexier, rather than require the President to hit a nonsensical skateboard trick.

Then we must inquire into the merits of the skateboard as a vehicle. The President is a very busy man, and he must not divert attention from his country for the purpose of becoming familiar with a skateboard. Why not require that he be able to cause curves so drastic in space time that the secret bunker comes to him?

That would limit the presidency to those who are high-density or have extreme concentrations of mass energy. You could argue that a president cannot be a man of the people if they are focused on becoming high-density or gaining extreme concentrations of mass energy. Learning a kickflip would take much less time.

The pool of presidential candidates is more likely to already have high mass than the ability to do a kickflip, so go perform an act of intercourse upon your own buttocks you ginger wench. daddy’s getting angry and will invoke the twelfth amendment

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Your amendment fails the rational basis test. While the safety of the sexy President is indeed a legitimate government interest, their ability to hit a kickflip cannot be rationally connected to their ability to make it to the secret bunker in time. Take Richard Nixon as our case in point—he may be able to hit a kickflip, but he wouldnt make it to the secret bunker because he’d be too busy having say gex with JFK. Thus, your stupid loser chud argument is invalid.

Have you considered that Richard Nixon is able to make it to the secret bunker while having say gex with JFK? Who says he isn’t moving sideways like a crab or crawling forward like a spider while doing so? Maybe it makes him faster.

This logic may hold, but only in a vacuum. You forget, Mr. Jefferson, we live in a complex reality where your noble ideals of sideways crab sex crawling do not fully transfer. Nixon would be too sore from being pounded by Kissinger, Brezhnev, and Khrushchev all at the same time the night before, so he would be unable to scuttle to the secret bunker with JFK speared on his tricky dick (Zhang et al). The only solution is to make the secret bunker bigger and sexier, rather than require the President to hit a nonsensical skateboard trick.

Then we must inquire into the merits of the skateboard as a vehicle. The President is a very busy man, and he must not divert attention from his country for the purpose of becoming familiar with a skateboard. Why not require that he be able to cause curves so drastic in space time that the secret bunker comes to him?

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Your amendment fails the rational basis test. While the safety of the sexy President is indeed a legitimate government interest, their ability to hit a kickflip cannot be rationally connected to their ability to make it to the secret bunker in time. Take Richard Nixon as our case in point—he may be able to hit a kickflip, but he wouldnt make it to the secret bunker because he’d be too busy having say gex with JFK. Thus, your stupid loser chud argument is invalid.

Have you considered that Richard Nixon is able to make it to the secret bunker while having say gex with JFK? Who says he isn’t moving sideways like a crab or crawling forward like a spider while doing so? Maybe it makes him faster.

This logic may hold, but only in a vacuum. You forget, Mr. Jefferson, we live in a complex reality where your noble ideals of sideways crab sex crawling do not fully transfer. Nixon would be too sore from being pounded by Kissinger, Brezhnev, and Khrushchev all at the same time the night before, so he would be unable to scuttle to the secret bunker with JFK speared on his tricky dick (Zhang et al). The only solution is to make the secret bunker bigger and sexier, rather than require the President to hit a nonsensical skateboard trick.

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Your amendment fails the rational basis test. While the safety of the sexy President is indeed a legitimate government interest, their ability to hit a kickflip cannot be rationally connected to their ability to make it to the secret bunker in time. Take Richard Nixon as our case in point—he may be able to hit a kickflip, but he wouldnt make it to the secret bunker because he’d be too busy having say gex with JFK. Thus, your stupid loser chud argument is invalid.

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

You can slide on a skateboard like a penguin and FDR can do a wheelie

That is a dangerous game you play, Mr. Vice President. Your wheelie amendment will be abused and manipulated until it becomes little more significant than the ninth amendment. How about we reword it to “all those holding elected positions must be able to perform an act impressive to contemporary and geographical standards”

Great list However we need to keep pumping out amendments so we get to 69. Does anyone have any Suggestions

exemption for me? 🥺 and FDR

He’s awfully liberal with the A tier 🤨 I’m glad to see we both place my darling boy, the first amendment, at the top, but whatever have you done with the third?

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He’s awfully liberal with the A tier 🤨 I’m glad to see we both place my darling boy, the first amendment, at the top, but whatever have you done with the third?

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