Alessandra

Republicans are literally the dumbest people I’ve ever met.

I’ve been saying this. Part of me really believes him and his campaign team just finessed the fuck out of the country to become president but he definitely crossed some lines. We’ll see.

The ol razzle dazzle?🤔

Best compilation yet

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

Holy shit

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

Shoving the whole thing down my throat no chew= deep throat queen.

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.