we're all liars here

I already tried that, but uprisings don’t really work here.

Well, it is more of a hobby than an actual plan. 

Good evening.

Hello.

Good point. I didn’t miss anything good, did I?

I don't know, I've kind of been a recluse lately. Nothing big happened that I have heard of, though.

And if I never came back?

But you did.

If I were to cut my hair, would it just grow back to the length it was when I died? 

Most likely, I'm assuming.

I didn’t think it was possible to get lost, but I got lost in my wanderings…But thanks for looking, I appreciate it, guys.

Well, now you're here. 

Who wants to throw a ball? Like the dancing kind.

I like your bow tie.

[Still traumatized from the vision, days, weeks? before, Maud hid out in a dark abandoned house miles and miles into the desert.  It must have belonged to a hermit.  She stood standing and clasping her arms and shaking, looking radially around her. Head to the ground, speaking to herself, Maud repeated over and over]

[Alice had been wandering about, since the vision incident she hadn't gotten back to her painting, it seemed like something foreign at the moment. She wondered if it was true that there was nothing else to be regarded in Nowhere, no other humans to encounter. When she came across the house she couldn't help but get closer to it, upon seeing the familiar girl whom had fainted before her just a few weeks earlier Alice approached her carefully.] Are...umh...hey, what happened? 

That too.

Total world domination. But mainly nothing. 

I can handle that.

I think you kind of have to.

What? No.

Mhm.

Do you like me?

If I say yes are you going to list all of the reasons why I shouldn't?

Okay, that sounded really flippant. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate me?

I don't hate you. I don't think I hate anyone. 

I’m sorry for losing it the other day.

It's alright. 

I’m sorry.

...You could start your own team, that'd be a not-so-boring thing to do around here.