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samuelthayer

Maybe it committed suicide.

aliceinnowhere

Ah yes, the most logical of all explanations.

samuelthayer

Duh.

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samuelthayer

What would be yours?

aliceinnowhere

I don’t know, question how it got there in the first place?

samuelthayer

Maybe it committed suicide.

samuelthayer

I could feed people to it.

aliceinnowhere

Of course that would be your first idea.

samuelthayer

What would be yours?

Maybe. Just would make this place all the much more exciting.

I could feed people to it.

aliceinnowhere

I think I actually did see something lurking in the lake earlier.

samuelthayer

Maybe it's Nessie.

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scummisland-deactivated20200625

#life #snapshots #//some kid in one of his foster homes

thewinniejones

Please, I just - fuck off.

samuelthayer

What's your problem, bitch?

Yes. Very much.

Fine..

[he mumbles, looking at the ground] Reminds me of my mom..

Easy comfort isn’t comforting.

I barely even had a real funeral.

S-Sorry?

I mean..

I don't know how to comfort people.. So.. Um.

#sam is just #like #crying girl what do i do\

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I…

Fuck.. Don't cry.

kelsbenson

I can’t shake the image of my mother crying from my mind.

samuelthayer

Really? Cause I already forgot mine.

#ahahaha no he didn't

Yes, but, er… That’s not really a proper answer is it, Samuel?

Why do you want it?

Does that matter?

lolaxklein

I'd like to propose a toast -

samuelthayer

Uh, he was a character in a book. He threw himself his own funeral.

I don't read.

Anyway, it's not like I'd have anyone to invite.

lolaxklein

I'd like to propose a toast -

samuelthayer

Who doesn’t give their kid a funeral? Shit.

You need an Augustus Waters style funeral, then.

Who?

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lolaxklein

I'd like to propose a toast -

samuelthayer

That’s fucked up. What a bitch.