stevetony will never be canon, keep dreaming
there goes all my hopes cRUSHED, anon. all of this time spent shipping them meANINGLESS. empty. how will i gO ON knowing that they will never be elevated to the mythic untouchable status of canon. itās so sad that all i have is
steve defending naked tonyās honor
the way tony likes to launch himself face first at steve in order to protect him
tony stark: steve rogersā personal chauffer
steve carries tony out of burning buildings in the bridal carry
in fact steve guest stars in an iron man comic just to carry tony out of a burning building
the firemanās carry is actually reserved for the cartoon
marvel funded & created a CGI animation film featuring 71 minutes of them sassing each other and taking names
once upon a time the current writer for the avengers, jonathan hickman (2012-present) implied that tonyās method of choice to make up to steve were blowies
and yes he might be torturing us all but at least heās man enough to admit that the avengers is really about their relationship
and is that surprising i mean thereās an entire comic thatās based on a narrative arc, again,Ā aBOUT THEM
comic writer brian michael bendis on how avengers: prime was framed as an adventure they had to go on to remind them why they love each other so much
here it is in tonyās own words
tony looking like heās having a religious experience and seen the light or smth while being hugged by steve
60ā²s comics written like all the best terrible fanfiction where tony stark refers to steve rogersā eyes as clear azure and composes poetry about his grace and daring
āi know you believe in the future, but i believe in people. and i choose to believe in your, iron man.ā
retro comics were just really gay
animated tv show avengers assemble opens with steve facing off against red skull, his presumed ādeathā is the catalyst for tony reforming the avengers. their mid-season finale ended with tony āalmost dyingā
not very pg-13 for a kidsā show if you ask me
itās really also extremely gay
whatās his username? captain america. whatās his password? captain america. foolproof. no one would ever guess. totally unhackable.
avengers tower: home and HQ of the earthās mightiest heroes but also the site of the one and onlyĀ ācap tribute roomā
all the best superhero bases have framed portraits of captain americaĀ itās interior designing 101
in fact tony thinks steveās pretty no matter what skintight navel-bearing costume heās wearing
tony thinks ultimates cap just so happens to be americaās hottest president
āgood morning belovedā to which steve answers without even batting an eye
are they flirting??? was there really another horse?? we just donāt know
āwhere is here? is this a dream? tell me it is, tony. tell me you can wake me. tell me iām not going to die in my sleep. donāt let this old soldier just fade awayā ā marvel comics?? or soap opera love story?? who can even tell the difference???
pictured: assorted superheroes with representatives from the avengers, the fantastic four, the x-men discussing how much tony and steve love each other while in the background steve and tony have a conversation
a married couple and leaders of the next generation of avengers referring to steve and tony as the mother and father of the avengers
sometimes they hold hands
actual canon universe earth-3490 where cis female tony married steve and their marriage helped end the civil war.
āmr. stark, when i woke up in this era, i had no one, nothing. you gave me a purpose, somewhere to belong. you gave me a home.ā
tony and steveās lips have touchedĀ bc tony was giving him cPR TO SAVE his life at the risk of his own
tony referring to the day he met steve as the greatest day of his life
civil war: the confession. where tony stark admits to steve rogersā cold dead body that worse than the equivalent of selling his soul, alienating half of his friends and family from him, destroying his moral integrity combined, the one thing he couldnāt live with was steve being dead
āmaybe⦠maybe there was a reason you had to be on the other side of every argument. how you could be my rudder, steering me when otherās couldnāt⦠i donāt know if i can do it without you⦠i certainly wonāt do it as wellā¦ā
like theyāre standing there reincarnated as walking corpses and steveās missing half his face and theyāre still acting like an old married couple
āguess theyāll have to learn to love me. you did.ā
they jOKE ABOUT HAVING THE KIND OF ROUGH SEX THAT REQUIRES SAFEWORDS.
why dream when i have all this cold hard reality staring me in the face