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No, there wasn't an actual Garden of Eden, that was just a creation myth. Cultures all over the world have some creation myth. No, Moses didn't really part the Red Sea. It's just a metaphor for how you need to always keep looking forward, or....I dunno, something.

All modern, sensible Christians agree that these bible tales didn't actually happen. That's why they believe that Jesus wasn't actually the son of God. If he existed at all, he was just an apocalyptic preacher from Judea who got turned into a legend and wound up being the luckiest cult leader of all time, thanks to emperor Constantine.

I'm sorry what? Please excuse me, my producer is talking to my earpiece.

What? Uh huh....ok....all right, gotcha.

Folks, I have been just been informed that unlike the other bible stories, the story of Jesus actually IS real because Jesus is different and special and magic and also your parents told you he was real throughout your whole childhood.

The TBI was in 2022. In 2023, when I was zonked out on lithium, I convinced myself of what's in the title. My reasoning was the following:

As I was lying in the hospital bed, drifting in and out of consciousness, I had dreams. They were the most vivid dreams I'd ever had. I remember thinking they were pretty cool because I hardly ever got vivid dreams. Eventually, the dreams got so lifelike that I realized something...they weren't dreams. It was real life. I wasn't even asleep, I was just lying in bed and eyeing my surroundings.

Ever since I had a TBI three years ago, I've had all the symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder with Psychopathic Traits, aka Tedbundyism. But I gotta say, y'all.....I wouldn't have Ted Bundy's talent for evading capture.

I would be like Jeffrey Dahmer if he got caught immediately. Dahmer was what's known as a disorganized psychopath...that is, he was really fucking sloppy with his work, and he only got away with it for so long because Minneapolis cops were super racist and homophobic, so when Dahmer's 14 year old victim broke out of his apartment and ran to the police, the cops were like "lmao gai bois". The tenants could literally smell the rotting corpses from down the hall, for fuck's sake.

I'm the opposite of TV's Dexter Morgan in that I am as far from a neat freak as you can get. Dexter was so thorough that he still got away with it even when they found the bodies. That's like someone digging through your trash and finding that all your trash is spotless. Dude, my apartment used to look like trash...but now I'm in a residential program because I can't get my shit together enough to live independently (long story there)

Are you a con man, but not nearly as successful as Donald Trump? That is, you're STILL not a billionaire, and you STILL haven't been elected leader of the (former) free world twice? Let me tell you what you're doing wrong. Just follow these simple steps and you'll be good.

Step 1

Say a bunch of ridiculous bullshit, but say it confidently. The average person will believe you because the average person is incredibly stupid.

Step 2

So as I went on my walks, I heard Robert, Sophie, and the guests over two hours every day. Over time, my internal monologue shifted from my voice to a dialogue between Robert and Sophie.

During that time, I developed a tremendous amount of respect for Robert Evans. He reminds me a lot of myself- that is, if I didn't have a reading disability. I've always envied Robert's ability to read and synthesize a shitload of material every week. If I could do that, I wouldn't be shitposting on social media all day, I would be a high priced lawyer.

Also, during that time, I developed a crush on Sophie Lichterman, but since then, I've moved on to Jamie Loftus. (Sorry, Sophie, it's just that Jamie is really funny, and I have a thing for funny women)

If you've ever seen a BtB meme floating around on social media, there's a good chance I made it. I was basically the only guy on the BtB subreddit who postee OC memes. I made over 200. Eventually, though, I got banned because I posted a Charlie Kirk meme right after his assassination that was a little too spicy. I'm not bitter about it, though- the admins were cracking down on the mods hard, so they didn't really have a choice.

The only thing I want right now is revenge. I want to make him suffer the way I have suffered, but sadly, there are these things called "laws", so I can't do what I really want to do. I plan on sharing this outside of Tumblr. If you see this post somewhere else, then my doctor's name and picture have been changed using inspect element. I got permabanned from reddit for naming and shaming him. They thought I was a troll. They also thought I was a troll when I opened up about my mental health history for the first time in my whole life, so I am completely fucking done with Reddit. I would be so fucking happy if Reddit HQ burned to the fucking ground.

His name is David Pickar, M.D, and the following image is a screenshot of a Youtube video he's in. The channel has 19 subscribers, and, as of right now, the video has less than 100 views.

My brain is about as atypical as brains can get. I've been diagnosed with several things over the years, and at this, point, well.....I'm not even sure what conditions I even have, which means I'm done with saying shit like "I did X because I'm schizoaffective" or "I said socially inappropriate thing Y because of my autism"

So instead of trying to figure out what the fuck condition I have, if I ever bring this shit up, I'm going to try to focus on the symptoms rather than the label for the condition. In other words, I should say "I have trouble paying attention" instead of "I have ADHD". I should say "I get paranoid sometimes, and I have to deal with delusional thinking a lot" instead of "I'm schzoaffective". And instead of saying "I have Type II Hyperlexia", should the topic ever come up, I'll just say that I taught myself how to read before preschool and I've had a lifelong fascination with words and letters.

Our ancient ancestors did rain dances. What made them do such a thing? Mass delusion? Some cult leader who brainwashed all the villagers? Nope! What happened was a misunderstanding of cause and effect. At some point, they danced for whatever reason, and the next day (or maybe just a few minutes later) it started to rain.

In other words, they thought that because Thing A came right before Thing B, Thing A caused Thing B. If you're a scientist, then you know that establishing causal relationships is difficult as FUCK. There are always confounding variables lurking in the shadows that fuck with your data, so you have to use a bunch of egghead brainiac statistical formulas to get rid of the hidden variables. Frankly, it's all witchcraft.

Robert Evans, the host of the pod, apparently didn't know that Youtube has a search bar. Let me explain. Let's say you want to watch a cooking video. So you type "cooking video" into the search bar. Then you are shown a list of cooking videos. The search bar also works for other topics such as cats, dogs, tech, sports, travel, and so on.

A similar concept is a web site called "Google" which is known as a "search engine". With a "search engine", you can type in topics that interest you, and you will be shown a list of websites that match the topic you typed into the search bar.

Apparently Robert Evans doesn't know about this. Makes sense seeing as how he uses LLMs for all his research. (his dirty little secret, lmaooooo)

I've watched a lot of documentaries about people like me, and I gotta say, we are VERY misunderstood. We aren't bothered by thoughts of torturing people, but most of us don't go through with it because we aren't sadists. I'm not a sadist. Having said that, I've thought many times about the way to inflict the most amount of pain on a human being before they die.

Dip them in a human sized vat of boiling water. Once they're done, peel their skin like it's a fucking tomato. Then cover them with salt and burn them alive.

I'm not going to do that, of course. Jesus Christ that would hurt, lmaoooo

The tension was so bad that sometimes it made me have screaming fits. A few weeks ago I threw a chair at the wall and punched a hole in it. At my old apartment, there were at least five massive holes in the drywall because I kept throwing shit at the wall in a fit of rage brought about by this unbearable uncomfortable feeling.

I figured this out all by myself. If I listened to the doctors, I would still be in the dark. Makes sense because the only thing doctors have ever done is give me pills that make me numb. By the way, if I told the examiners about the 100,000 hours I'd spent since 2000 attempting to correct my posture, well........I certainly would have been diagnosed with autism. I already had three out of the four markers. Know which marker was missing? Neverending obsessions about obscure topics.

The reason I never bring it up is because every time I do, people tell me I'm having a manic episode and I don't know what I'm talking about. Meanwhile, the only reason I never talked about it for 25 years is beacuse I knew exactly what would happen. People would think I was manic. So I kept my mouth shut until June of this year.

The mania started wearing off at the start of this month. I know you guys think I'm manic. Well, if you do, I have just one message for you.

Fuck you.

Zero. I was like "Hey everyone, my name is Neil Crockett, here are my socials, here's my TikTok with literally hundreds of videos of me rambling about random bullshit"

Literally nothing. Not a single person cared.

There are two things about this century that are certain.

Climate change is going to destroy our planet.

AI is going to take all of our jobs.

Don't fight it. The damage is done. If you disagree, then please tell me how the companies that are responsible for 70% of all carbon emissions are going to just....what.....just.....stop fucking doing that? Like...just STOP? Like....STOP MAKING THINGS?

Grow up, people. The world is ending this century, so we have to prepare.

CLIMATE CHANGE PREPARATION: PHASE 1

Move away from the coast

CLIMATE CHANGE PREPARATION: PHASE 2

There is no phase 2

AI ARMAGEDDON PREPARATION: PHASE 1