32 y/o shtposter

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Pls let me get the girl 😔

Dude I got pass my exams- please

Don't let me get cockblocked please 🙏🙏 (or better yet, let her know I will always be smarter and prettier and she can just sit, bitch, and whine )

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

i wish i could die without dying

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works