AlgaeDruid

Got in a confusing situationship with a borderwitch now practicing the arcane of hypertrophy to heal the curse of yearning

I cast serotonin retention! Good news, your dick doesn't work no more

Anguish

Fuck

Sorry for not posting, i've been touching grass. Get it? Cause i'm a druid? Anyways, here's a curse of knowledge. And here's the fun part! I don't know how to remove it. Don't tell me

Guys it's not funny anymore, please uncurse me

Thinking about moss

Deep in the void

Welcome to my forest adventurer, you can see many wonders of nature in these parts of the woods. I've heard some leaves rustle! Maybe it's a nymph? Now let's be quiet, not to spook them, and... It's a naked gnome. It's a naked gnome smoking fucking mana crystals out of a crack pipe. I hate it here

The fbi will never find me I'm hiding behind a bush

talk shit and i'll send you to the void man i'm too old for this shit, i don't even care, three greenskins jumped my caravan i send their assess straight to the astral plane. bitch i've seen into their souls and i need a quart to forget what i've seen, don't you ever fucking ask me again why i don't just fireball these little shits

*takes a hit from my wizard pipe* I must say Master Snoo-Daug, this is some fine ass... -oh shit, cops *my hut stands up on its chicken legs and runs away*

Conjure banana peel is such a classic but it's much funnier if you conjure it inside their shoe

Necromancers need to learn to let go