when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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trying on a metaphor

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when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

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please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.
Racism
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so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

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On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick
Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.
Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.
Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.
I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.
The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.
There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.
My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.
God. I wish I was Eddie Brock now.
This is so unbelievably cursed. My eyes were desecrated when I read this. This text is unholy
I should have stopped at the title
If I had to read this, so do all of you.
the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?
“One of the best bits was my daughter Eloïse’s contribution, who was one of the Cloud-Riders. You only get a very, very, very little glimpse of him. Eloïse is 11 now, but ever since I’ve been on Force Awakens — she was about six when I started on that — she would every so often say, ‘Dad, I’ve drawn you some aliens. Can you make them real? Can you draw them up better?’ Some of them I thought were really good. They were very simple drawings but the actual core idea was quite cool. Since The Force Awakens, I’ve occasionally taken some of her drawings, redrawn them in my style, and included them in our presentations. They’ll go up on a big wall, and J.J. [Abrams] or whoever the director is will go around and pick some aliens. I’ll go home and she’ll be like, ‘Dad, how’s my alien doing?’ And I go, ‘Well…it’s still on the wall.’ There’s a pyramid of choice. As it gets toward the top, things fall off and aren’t made, until we get to the final top row, as it were, which gets made. There’s a C list and a B list and then the A list. ‘Dad, how’s my alien doing?’ ‘Well, it’s on the B list.’ She’s like, ‘Okay, okay, okay.’ [Laughs] Then, ‘How’d it do today?’ ‘Well, sorry to say, it’s not going to happen. It didn’t make it to the A list.’ And she was brilliant about it. Given what I tell her about what I do, she fully realizes the precariousness of the whole thing. You know, when you go to see the final film and half the stuff we do is not in the film, she knows it’s not a given. So she’s very grown-up about it.
“This character, Auromae Iselo, really made it high up in The Last Jedi. Rian [Johnson] had picked him and he was getting close, and then he didn’t happen. And then I put him in again; I’d keep redrawing him and putting him in new costumes. I think I put him in a casino outfit for The Last Jedi. [Laughs]
“So on Solo I drew him looking like some cool bounty hunter, and he got picked! ‘Eloïse, he’s been picked! He’s been picked!’ She was really excited, but I said, ‘Look, Eloïse. Don’t count your chickens. Still not definitely going to be in the film even though he’s been picked. Don’t get your hopes up.’ Then the days go on, I was like, ‘Eloïse, we’ve made it! He’s been made, he’s been sculpted!’ She was really excited. ‘It’s the same performer that was in Pao, who I also designed, with Derek Arnold in Rogue One!’ And then, I took her to the cast and crew screening. You can see him twice: The first time in a huge wide of the space port and then very briefly at the end when he takes his Cloud-Rider mask off. And that was enough for her. She was really excited, she was so happy. And on top that, I’d also previously emailed Pablo [Hidalgo] of the Lucasfilm Story Group and told him the story I just told you. ‘Is there any chance that his name can somehow be based off Eloïse’s name?’ Her full name is Eloïse Aurora Mae, so he semi-anagrammed it into Auromae Iselo. Again, she was like, blown away by that.”
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
“women can’t drive”
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
“women never shut up”
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
“women are shallow”
Lol next
“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion
“women are too emotional”
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.
“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)
“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)
“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
“ball and chain” (University of London)
for all you pissbabies crying about sources

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me when I remember I have to go to work tomorrow and the day after and next week and next month and next year and probably next reincarnation and then in hell for all the sins I’ve committed
Lazy holiday Monday with the bf and video games

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“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.“ False:
the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand. the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand. transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds
This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
oh my god this is hilarious
“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”