alexrossdaniels

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

this is david lynch erasure

Who are the female immortals?

This is Florence Welch erasure

Florence Welch is from the romantic era but she doesn’t remember any historical events because she’s spent the past few centuries floating down rivers like ophelia, only alive and singing about girls with suspicious levels of longing for someone “straight”.

Me to myself while laying on the floor crying: stop being so god damn irrational you pussy ass bitch !!!!!!

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

I have a very tired heart

I want rough sex not a rough life

i’m crying now? i needed this.