hey why are the Van Helsings always the Vampire Hunting Family in modern Dracula stories. Abraham Van Helsing might be the guy who knows stuff but his family is off in the Netherlands and/or dead and totally uninvolved in the plot. Abraham's great-great grandson has no reason to be doing backflips and chopping off heads or whatever
You know who is a family who hates Dracula so so much and would totally teach their kids how to hunt vampires? The Harkers. Give me a modern vampire story where the protagonists are about to die when out pops Quincey Arthur John Lucy Abraham Murray Harker the Fifth, armed with a giant knife and an encyclopedic knowledge of train schedules
#dominant heritable traits: knife; train autism #doesn't abe rather explicitly have no living children AND a specific situation discouraging more ever happening. lmao. (via @brawltogethernow)
haha yeah, he's a catholic widower who holds that remarriage is a form of bigamy.
otoh he's willing to desecrate the host for vampire hunting reasons, not even to kill the vampire just to fuck with its migration patterns for a demo, as long as he can get a waiver from someone in the church hierarchy. so his piety is peculiarly flexible in certain circumstances.
so i propose if there is a van helsing vampire hunting family in your modern dracula story, you should put in a bit where you mention that the original abraham van helsing felt it was so important to establish an anti-vampire force that he got his bishop to write him a special marriage to remarry specifically for purposes of breeding a monster-hunting dynasty.
or he adopted.



















