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Arctic Monkeys @ Auditorium Parco della Musica, Rome

Arctic Monkeys at Auditorium Parco della Musica - Roma

26 May, 2018

why does Alex do anything? 

has he done anything over the course of the last year that made you say “hmmm, that thing Alex did makes sense. there’s definitely a good explanation for why he did that thing.”

and anyway,  he’s dyslexic. the T looks like an upside-down J to him (which is a right-side up J in his world, you see) and nobody has the heart to tell him the truth because he’s so sensitive.

also, the other guys think it’s really funny and if you look closely you’ll notice that every time Alex says Matthew J. Helders! the other three guys share secretive knowing glances and snicker under their breath.

GLAMOUR’s 100 Sexiest Men 2017

53. Alex Turner

“I’m in a multi-storey car park and I notice that I’m surrounded by the Flintstones”