Just What I Thought, TRASH

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like “love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end” I need it to feel whole help me please

LOVE the set design in the new batman movie. they said fuck that penthouse, white walled, all glass mansion shit, bruce wayne lives in dracula's castle

i honestly hate snoopy

I place Megamind No Bitches in attack position and end my turn

Whenever I buy a lotto ticket I always play Communismkills’s mom’s social security number from that one time she was doxxed

Real funny.

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

Girls will do all your drugs and drink all your liquor and then just fuckin sit there and not talk

she’s coolin what else she supposed to do

op had bad vibes idk the girl who inspired this post but she was Right. i trust her

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted