marriage ended with hawks, now gojo is my husband

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

i really like the way it’s not particularly distinguished which thoughts saiki keeps to himself and which are the telepathically projected as “speech” because the scarcity with which people react to the things he’s thinking means to most of the people around him it probably seems like he says about 3 words a day and no one ever really minds it. they like him the way he is :+)

hey bro are you ok? we passed that sign and you didn’t even say ‘yeah i sure hope it does’

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

Their SSN and Birth Certificate: 👁👄👁

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

what would you do if you were a super powerful super accurate fortune telling psychic and you looked into your own destiny and found out your soulmate was another incredibly powerful psychic with an even broader skill set than you and you transferred into his school just to meet him only to find out he is actually gay and it’s for the most boring kid who has ever lived

I don’t know how else to tell y’all that the difference between “X is a social construct” and “X isn’t real” is very, very, very, very important!

Money is a social construct. Laws are a social construct. Prison is a social construct. All are very real, as you will find out if you ever rob a bank.

no mom, it’s not a phase, i’m a disappointment for real

I love memes where a phrase in a song is substituted with something a LOT longer because it makes my brain try to read it reallyreallyreally fast and it’s great

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.