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i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

house of lamentation is alive and it loves you. you're not allowed to move out permanently even once you're married because the entire building starts trembling on its foundations and all the woodwork screeches and whines like its crying. if ever a brother has an argument with you every door starts conveniently shutting on his face and the carpet slips from under him as he tries to walk around

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.