Alexis

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸 his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

What the fuck is a chonce

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement