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Oh, good one! It almost sounded like you were joking.

You're terrible.

Is that a yes?

No.

It’s actually very depressing now that I know it wasn’t me. I won’t fuck you up, babe, but I will fuck you if you want. 

That was a stink bomb? I thought I just farted!

I'm glad I was able to give you that moment -- you must have been impressed with yourself. So you're not going to fuck me up then?

What’s up, kids? Yeah, it’s me, the girl who took a picture of you and your boyfriend or girlfriend kissing in the hallway for the yearbook, or the one who put a camera in your face when a stranger helped you up when you fell down the stairs for the hope of humanity. If that doesn’t ring a bell, I’m Hanna. No H.

So you're on the yearbook committee then? I was meaning to ask if you'd be able to replace my school portrait with a photo of Beyonce.

When someone wants to fuck with you, fuck ‘em up. And that has been weekly words of the wise by Zac Mace. 

Oh, shit. Guess I shouldn't have planted that stink bomb in your room...

You were in the top three, don’t get me wrong, now you’re at the top.

You better pick up your game, Spencer. You're not quite at my top yet.

That’s great, vacations are meant for laziness. I’m impressed, you have so many hidden flirt talents. 

If I'm going to take over the world one day, I need to be charismatic. I'll give you a country if you stay on my good side.

Oh wow.

You're in love with me now, right?

Just great, I’m in love with this weather. What about you? And since when have you been this smooth?

I've been so lazy, I've actually exceeded my own expectations. And I've always been this smooth -- it just took me a long time to rustle up the courage.

I think you just made it to the top of my favorites list.

You mean I wasn't there already?

Excuse me? I didn’t think my ass was your business.

Sorry, Nikolai -- that's what happens when you sit in sugar. You get a pretty sweet ass.

You’ve won my heart. 

April! How are the Bahamas treating ya? And now that I've got your heart, can I also have a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Thought it’d be a good idea to go on an adventure by myself around this place, but it turns out I got lost.

C'mon, Spencer. Getting lost is part of the adventure. Did you find anything cool?

Is that right? Because it’s also scientifically proven that people work better when they’re working together. Imagine the kind of masterpiece we could come up with if you and I worked together and without shirts or pants.

I think you're onto something, Jennings. Wow, we are so selfless. We're willing to sacrifice our privacy for the good of the community.