Get Fast or Get Out

stephen king character

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields.

This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes of the Big Bang theory

owned

evicted

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

fallout 3 sucks because somebody at bethesda decided to put “you” graffiti’d over the word “you”

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

Sometimes.... the price is wrong

no homo but my dick look like a dick

—– that gay shit —–>              me

FUCK!

argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON