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8 Things To Quit in 2019
1. Trying to please everyone.
2. Fearing change.
3. Living in the past.
4. Overthinking.
5. Being afraid to be different.
6. Beating yourself up over mistakes.
7. Thinking you’re not good enough.
8. Thinking you have no purpose.
When you’re casually watching Gilmore Girls as background noise and you hear a familiar voice.
When you’re such Hamilton trash that you look down at the screen and say “Aaron Burr, sir.”
idk if this has been done or not tag yourself, i’m edgy bastard
I HOPE THOMAS JEFFERSON IS HAVING A BAD FOURTH OF JULY IN HELL
BURN IN HELL, MACARONI FUCKER
Fuck you guys,, Thomas Jefferson was an Anxious and Nervous Babe–
Musical!Jefferson though,, he can rot in Hell For all I care–
he owned slaves

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if Broadway doesn’t want bootlegs floating around then they need to get their act together and make legal recordings. you can say all you want that theater is meant to be enjoyed live, but the fact of the matter is not everybody can get to NYC to go to a Broadway show. not everybody can afford to take the time off of work and buy a plane ticket to NYC and buy a night in a hotel AND get the ticket to the show. people want to see the shows, that’s why there’s a bootleg market in the first place, but it’s unreasonable to expect that everyone has the time, money, and ability to make it out to the one place in the world to see something on Broadway, especially if it’s a limited engagement. so record that shit, slap some subtitles on it, and sell it so we can buy it legally.
Reblogging this every time I see it. Copyright is important for creators but it should not support cultural elitism. Affordability and accessibility of cultural content is key unless we want to live in a very divided society.
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

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Rachelle Ann Go as Eliza Hamilton at the Olivier Awards
H A M I L T O N Lin-Manuel Miranda
Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see. I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me. America, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me. You let me make a difference, a place where even orphan immigrants can leave their fingerprints and rise up. I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up! Wise up! Eyes up! I catch a glimpse of the other side. Laurens leads a soldier's’ chorus on the other side, my son is on the other side, he’s with my mother on the other side Washington is watching from the other side. Teach me how to say goodbye.
Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Eliza! My love, take your time, I’ll see you on the other side. Raise a glass to freedom…
A Shitty Description Of Musicals
Newsies: Dance through the pain and away from your responsibilities
Rent: We’re gay and sick but all really sexy like wow
Cats: Got a furry kink? Then this is the musical for you
Phantom Of The Opera: Stranger danger
Les Mis: Fuck Javert
Be More Chill: For the love of god, DON’T download viruses onto your computer, especially onto a microchip computer in your head
Dear Evan Hansen: Lying hurts and here’s why
Wicked: Queerbaiting at its fucking finest
Falsettos: Have a gay affair
Heathers: Killing isn’t, in fact, a sport
Hamilton: Talk shit get hit
leslie odom jr.’s baby reblog if you agree
other ghosts: yo lets go haunt some people and scare the heck out of them
me: ...or we could just watch a bunch of shows on Broadway for free??

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TURИ: What if George Washington definitely told bad dad jokes
Of course he would first test his jokes on Martha. Special shoutout to @ms1776 for giving me this one :D