Alexander Sommers

You say that now.

I won't let you fall. I promise.

Then you’ll probably be arrested for public indecency.

Damn. -walks over to her- Do you have any suggestions?

Yeah, but be warned, I’m a terrible dancer.

You can't be that bad. -kisses her temple and leads her out the door, draping his coat on his other arm-

I guess you must have… lost them…

Damn. Guess I'm going out starkers. 

Are you sure you didn’t put them in with the laundry?

I don't think I've checked. -walks over to the basket and bends over to peer into it, making sure to give Reagan a show- Nope, not in there.

That’s not as bad I thought.

Of course. It is me after all. Are you ready to go?

-gets up to let him search the couch- How would they have ended up out here?

I haven't the slightest idea.

Get it over with, where are you taking me?

Out dancing!

Did you check everywhere?

I haven't checked that couch you're sitting on. -walks over to her and bends over to peer under one cushion-

Much. And if I know you as well as I think I do, then it’s not just presents, is it?

Maybe...

-walks over to him and takes one of the chocolates, popping it in her mouth- Not bad.

-stands up and kisses her- Better?

And if I remember correctly, that was in your room, so that’s probably where they are.

Hmmm. -walks into the room and come back- Nope, not there.

I haven’t changed it at all since yesterday. -puts the vase on the coffee table-

Hmm. -pops two more into his mouth- This is really good.

No? Check your room?

-stands in front of her, facing her with his arms akimbo in all his nakey glory- I specifically remember sleeping with them the last time you were here. Or at least you taking them off of me before we slept together. 

Well then start trying, it’s getting boring.

-starts stripping starkers and casually just sashays around the room- Do you remember where I put those black silk boxers?

Come in. -goes to take the flowers and put them in a vase-

Thank you, my lady. I love what you've done with the place. -pops another chocolate in his mouth-

I’ll take the flowers, but you can keep the chocolates.

-hands her the flowers-