love is real but im evil now

mitch mcconnell is in the hospital with a concussion everyone start thinking extremely negative thoughts while he's vulnerable to psychic attacks

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

one aspect of avatar canon i feel like isn't talked about nearly enough is the fact that zuko canonically has prophetic dreams

like during zuko's Morality Coma in season 2 he has an incredibly vivid dream about two red and blue dragons, and then in season 3 he just fucking. meets the exact same dragons for real? there are slight differences in how they look but otherwise he genuinely just dreamed about ran and shaw months before actually seeing them in person? and it's never elaborated on but huh???

zuko for sure keeps having dreams like this for YEARS without connecting the dots that it's weird spirit shenanigans. aang eventually has to point it out to him and even then he thinks it's Uncle Bullshit for several more years

anyway all that is to say that there exists a version of avatar in my mind where instead of him just running straight through Makapu with june that one time, we get to see a full 20 minute ep of aunt wu trying to convince zuko that he has The Gift, and zuko just sitting there like ugh god why are old people so weird

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

#iirc in one of my biotech classes prof talked abt Theory of Cheese #one of which was that early humans used animal skins to carry fluids (ie milk) and the rennet within upon which the cheese-making process #depends upon resulted in proto-cheese still lingered after presumably early human curing process #for animal stomachs with which one carries fluids (ie milk) and thus the milk did its cheese thing and so ... cheese #imagine putting ur milk in ur carrying bag n it comes out as pre-cheese and ur like huh! nice :) (via @solipsism-lemonade)

Is that the drag pride flag in the corner?

no that is the flag of the great and humble nation of ireland

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit