Hot Hot Leg

yeah plato was a “renowned wrestler” but he wrestled back in the day when the tallest people were like 4″11 and no one knew what a protein was. plato = rowdy manlet = easily defeated 

#this is very chilling because i thought all vines take place in the same universe

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

free lunch has been cancelled

Blocked and reported

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

unmute this

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

These are pretty much the best sharks ever.