A pro-goblin blog, always and forever

Fallout new vegas just has this… indescribable atmosphere that feels so personal and intimate yet it never loses its absurdity. Like once I walked over a small ridge right as the sun was going down and at the top was a grave with a radio next to it that was quietly playing im so blue and I was just in awe at this beautiful little moment and no more than five minutes later I was jumped by a group of Roman cosplayers and a pack of coyote rattlesnake hybrids at the same time

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

oh to be a giant isopod on the sea floor so engorged on my yearly foodfall that my ability to move is severely inhibited