cursed image

no… this is a blessed image… a Friend

hey op turn on your location i just want to talk

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[Opens my palm]

Bold of you to assume both of these aren’t from the same pet owner

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

@circegrimoire

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”