Alejo's warehouse

Hi, I'm Alejandro, or... however you want to abbreviate it, I don't really mind. Welcome to my blog. I've been thinking for a while about wanting somewhere to just post whatever is going on in my mind or show things about the stuff I like, and I feel like this is the best place for that. My friends' DMs are a close second, but I worry they may lose their minds if I keep talking to them 24/7 about my hyperfixations.

Here's my sideblog where I just do reblogs and reblog and reblog and reblog and reblog and reblog and reblog and hey check out my OC also.

Ecuadorian, bilingual and autistic. Kind of (Yes, all three).

My brain is used to working poorly, like, in general. I'm lazy, slow and easily distracted, but I try to be an enjoyable pressence to wherever I wander into, with... varying degrees of success due to my uncharismatic nature. I may not be the most confident, or the most skilled or the most anything really, but I like to keep trying. I should also mention that I'm an adult™, not sure if it doesn't seem like it.

Laughing may be my favourite hobby, I'm fairly easy to get a giggle out of, you could come to me with the most stupid joke ever and I would find it funny. Actually, I would find it funnier the more stupid it is. Althought I'm very unfunny myself, and also a pretty bland and boring individual, I can say more about the things I enjoy than about me.

Until my tvtropes account starts working here is some of the stuff I like:

Bug Fables, Rhythm Heaven, Undertale, Rangugamer, Mouthwashing, One Punch Man, Valve games, Joseju, Ultrakill, World of Goo, Scott The Woz, Pizza Tower, Aura Valzoak, Fallout New Vegas, Punch Out, Femtanyl, Lethal Company, the indie game scene in general, old cartoons, and I think that's it.

I may be a Sonic fan in denial.

I love learning about everything and enjoy arts in general a lot, even if my brain forgets more than half of what I've learned and my creativity and skills are extremely low. I mainly obsess about animation and videogames over anything else though. I've also been chronically online for a big part of my life, and weirdly enough I can't say I regret that.

Bear in mind, I only write like this around half the time, the other half I'm using just caveman speech, being extremely sarcastic or talking like someone who just escaped from the psychiatric hospital. Sometimes the three of them at the same time.

Other sites where I like to be:

My YouTube. Home of my slightly higher quality content, I upload something everytime my autism manages to overpower my lazyness (You can see how often that happens).

My TvTropes. Where I'll be annoying about the media I like as much as I want to be without any consequences, although there should be. (The account is not avaliable currently, I've gone throughout an entire subplot to fix it but no dice, I'll do something eventually).

And no, I won't talk about that place. Everything that happens there should only be known about by me and the other 5 people that are still there.

I... I don't know, man. Like, I want to recommend calamity mod but it's like, I would have to say "If you like constantly checking the wiki and farming for items to make better weapons to check the wiki again to read how you're supposed to kill the next boss and so on and so on until you get so op it stops being funny", and that in retrospect doesn't sound fun at all... But that actually sounds a lot like terraria itself doesn't it? So I guess that's it, If you liked terraria, Calamity mod takes its best and worst aspects, multiplies them by a hundred, and then it also gives you some really great music to accompany the experience.

I think I had enough of terraria the way it already was, so I probably wouldn't have played calamity if it wasn't because me and a friend were basically using it as the background game during our VCs. But I guess as an individual experience it works decently, the lore seems nice, I didn't get most of it but from what I read it seemed interesting.

We were changing the difficulty pretty randomly, when we tried the boss rush one boss never spawned so it just softlocked us from the end, so at that point I just installed another mod to skip to the final bosses of the boss rush cuz we really just wanted to finish the mod already (I did, he basically didn't want to keep playing calamity but I begged him saying that I would use that mod to skip most bosses). And after that I checked if there was anything else to do and spent the next few minuts very confused because theres a wiki page talking about some "endings" that I thought were in the game but it turns out it was just concept ideas.

The movie starts pretty well, nothing Mega-hilarious or anything but its decently funny, I was even kinda hyped for the dynamic between the 2 protagonists. Kam trying to kill Ling without him noticing, but just after a few interactions she already hated him so much she admited to wanting to non-professionally kill him, that seemed really funny. And then the movie starts taking itself too seriously... I understand they wanted to make the mall scene pretty cool, but it feels like in order to have that cool moment they sacrificed a lot of comedy and shifted the tone really heavily, the way they killed the the kid's father was weirdly too serious and dramatic.

Then it gets weaker as a proper spoof movie and feels more like a cheaply produced spy movie with more occasional funny moments, don't get me wrong, those funny moments are very ridiculous and worthy of a spoof film, but now they are constantly fighting with the more serious tone that gets shoehorned into the movie. It's like you're watching a serious spy movie with your friend, but you both keep making jokes about the plot. It IS funny, but you feel that dissonance.

The ending was the main culprit of this. The bad guy gets killed, and unless the crappines of the vfx were supposed to be the joke, it tries to be cool and awesome, there isn't a "Lmao and now he dies in this dumb way".