Just Another Statistic...

biiihhhh

lol i swear every time i see this on my dash i am rebloggin it ….

Lol I need this as a ringtone NOW

Leave your message after the biiiiihhhh

yall make this post 10,000x better 😂

sucking balls and all

growing up is realizing it really IS because you're on that damn phone all the time

thank god tumblr is unsearchable i don’t want any of you rummaging around my house but i wish it was still searchable for Me

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

@robotsdance

i'm my mothers' daughter and my fathers' son what's not clicking.

everyone who's reblogged this and said they're their mothers' son and fathers' daughter - you get it

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you