nice nice

when people ask me what i want to do with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattinson... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much <3

liberals when they get angry: i hope congress frickin steps on a lego !!!! this is just like in harry potre , wheb b f sbggjshbwbshustagvavexfwidgsiisyejsamvafw tu owkbd

who radicalized jeff

What is he reading

bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).

me when I write essays at 2AM

Feeling like the prettiest girl in the crawl space right now

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

can we normalize the word fat as not being a bad word yet? its just a descriptor of a body type the same way thin is. im really tired of seeing people use it in a negative light! theres nothing wrong with it!! normalize fat!! as a word and fat bodies!! their not inherently wrong!! there is no wrong way to have a body!!