Because Amber accidentally deleted the old blog after April Fools WOOPS
To keep it short and go straight into the point:
I'm going to do my best to refollow everyone I missed. Please don't hesitate to follow me, and stuff like that, in case I missed you! And if I forgot, GOMEN-
I... lost all my drafts. :D I'm going to do my best trying to scavenge them from your blogs, but if there's any thread you wish to continue, please DM me/throw me an ask, and I'll prioritize it!
The About Page is currently down. Until I get things working again, (or by some miracle, Tumblr Staff can restore that page), the characters I have are underneath a readmore, a VERY bare-bones info sheet for quick reference :D
The NSFW Blog link is alchemistdefective, but it's more like Main Blog #2 due to how little NSFW there is over there jlahgjasg
That's pretty much it! This post will be pinned until everything goes back to normal, but for now, welcome!
Character List:
Chloe Netherhorn, an Alchemist from Estoria who loves digging her claws into the unknown and the unnatural. Extremely bold with her approaches.
Crescent, Hell Fairy who is able to minorly peek the fourth wall, self proclaimed 'music fairy' (no one buys it). Despite her protests, she enjoys the company of others.
Eri Philomele, male human idol from the Outside World who has been blessed with shapeshifting powers by a Reimu Goddess. His alternate persona is 'Shirakami Fuyuki'.
Rirune (Rune Brynhilde), a three-tailed kitsune who's a master of disguise, and also Chloe's adoptive father. A bartender who runs 'The Witches' Brew', but also has a mysterious, hidden side of a killer.
Anna (Hana Yokoyama), a kasha from Chireiden who usually sticks to her own guns, and is extremely blunt and direct, much like the rest of the Underground. Satori's assistant, and is on the patrol team.
Flandre Scarlet, a vampire who's more human than youkai, and is a girl who prefers simplicity over ambition, unlike her sister. Personality differs from canon.
Helia, a hell fairy similar to Crescent, except with the ability to manipulate anything liquid. Bloodbending is also in the list, and is prone to violence.
Haruka Kazama, a one-tailed ninja girl who's from the Kagetsu clan, a clan who lives under the shadows and values tradition. Loves Naruto alot.
Ashtart, a knight from Estoria who, despite her short size, is a brilliant swordswoman. Swears like a sailor off-duty, but ultimately, has a good heart. Her full name is Asteria Tarthalia Estenwald.
Yuri Tomori, Rirune's biological mother. Despite her giving birth to Rirune, circumstances have made her dislike him. A divorsed widow of her husband, she holds kitsune pride extremely highly.
Rika Yukimura, a high-schooler who's the same age as Eri, and has a huge crush on Fuyuki. Her #1 supporter to the point of stalking, until she encountered the supernatural which made her question her entire life.
Steve, a homunculus made by Chloe.
That's it. That's all he is. SURELY...
Also, obligatory funny tier list for whatever you want to use it for :D
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"The kami are not perfect, and are in fact quite fallible. They make mistakes, they can cause great harm to the land and to the people." Kasumi was a strict believer in the teachings most of her youth, but that changed when she saw the hurt her rigid beliefs had caused.
"But more importantly we are taught to love, unconditionally. Even my human children are as cherished as those of my own blood." Yes she has raised and cared for humans as well.
"Kasumi-dono! S-Saying such things is taboo! You cant just say that about the kami like that!" Fallible? Excuse her?! Ameterasu would strike her down if she heard that!
"Well... that is pretty much what the kami said too, Kasumi-dono... and I will do my best to do that too, but... it's hard, with so much bad humans who turn away from the kami's path... W-What should I do, if that's the case? Like... umm... murder?"
One might expect the mansion halls to be pretty straightforward, with no way someone could sneak up on you. However, such thoughts don't take into consideration the trap door that can sometimes be found in some corridors. The next time Haruka is in the SDM, one moment all would be calm, the next she'd realize there's someone behind her.
A red-headed woman, just a tiny bit taller than Haruka. She's dressed in outside world military attire, and she's holding... a basket?
"Ahh, so you are real. My comrades said there was a cute fox sneaking in to do her laundry. That must be you."
There's a flutter of wings on her back, this woman is actually... a fairy! She lifts the lid of the basket, to reveal it to be full of... potatoes. Both russet and sweet.
"They were worried about you, having to sneak in to do your laundry. They wanted to help you somehow, so they prepared a gift. So here." She hands the basket of potatoes to Haruka. "Ah, they also said you do not have to hide from them if you need to do your red laundry. Red uniforms means safe, da?"
"please DON't KICK ME OUT, WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO G-..."
Eh? That's... That's a surprise! She... she wasn't planning on kicking her out?
"Y-Yes, but... I'm so surprised all of you knew that I was sneaking in.. my ninja training fails me..."
But on the bright side, it looks like they didn't mind it at all!
"B-But still, thank you so much, Fairy-san! I will gladly accept these potatoes! Would.. you like to share some with me? I can't eat them all!"
An envelope with a solid, flat item inside it is slipped into Haruka's mailbox. On the envelope is a blue pretzel with a brown line through the middle.
In the envelope? A small plastic case, containing a rare Naruto trading card.
Serialized.
"A-Asharia-san! Quick! H-How do you store rare cards?! Do you... put them in a glass case or something!?"
She WILL FRAME THIS AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE EXTREMELY SAFE
A succubus tapes on Haruka's shoulder to get her attention when she was walking around, before the succubus gives Haruka a nicely-wrapped package. Inside there are a set of 16 Hiraishin Kunai, modified to be able to activate using mana. The succubus then pokes Haruka on the nose and walk away.
"!!! Kunai! Thank you, Miss succubus!"
She knows how to use kunai, at least! But... it almost feels like a waste to use them recklessly. Maybe she could put it on display...?
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"Hehe, alright, I'll make something good for you and your boyfriend, then~" She's just teasing, she doesn't mean that seriously. "You got a home? I'll come by with some ingredients later."
"Mhm, use it however you like, Haruka- It's yours. Fight with it, practice with it- heck, you could hang it up on your wall and that'd be fine too. You can do whatever you want with it."
"If you're not sure about how to celebrate though... wanna go get some good food together? I'll even cook for you, if you've got something you're craving."
"What of it? I have had over a hundred sons and daughters, some of which I learned wished to be one or the other as they grew older. I love them all as dearly as I have the others." She sighs, not out of annoyance but understanding.
"Haruka-san, have a seat here." She offers a pillow, there's also some tea and rice crackers.
"If a boy wanted to disguise himself as me, I see no harm in it as long as he doesn't try to perform official fox business in my name. Emulation is one thing, but identity fraud is another. Though from the way you're talking you're not talking about the latter. A little make-believe is harmless, are you implying my ego is so fragile?"
YUP, she's sitting down next to her, eating rice crackers as well... a single piece. Manners, and all that.
"Well... no, but it's already mentioned in the scriptures, are they not? The kami has given you the body in it's natural form, untainted, so altering it to suit your own needs is taboo, especially when to changing of genders, or even more drastic, species, like from human to kitsune..."
Kitsunes are fine since they're shapeshifters, but humans with their 'science' and what not...
"But... I suppose you are right about it being harmless, Kasumi-dono. But... would a queen not be insulted if a peasant start donning her robes and pretending to act the part? To have their skin rubbing upon the queen's clothing...?"
"And yeah, my dad was a smith back in the day. Actually met my bestie that way, kinda- so I've always liked making stuff to give to people. That excited grin you're giving me is what makes the hard work all worthwhile~"
"I think people ought to enjoy their birthdays, you only get so many of them. So if you wanna do anything else on your birthday today, I'm your girl."
"W-Well, ah... I-I didn't really think that far, I'm just used to having my birthday... well, not celebrated? Not that I mind..." SHE'S WAY TOO USED TO IT
"But even so, thank you so much, Romia-san! I'll do my best to use this shuriken as honor of Naruto-sensei! I-If I know..."
"And how is that any different? Magic inherent to our species, and humans using what they have naturally to them, the gift of tools and imagination. It should be considered an honor that they wish to emulate us. To disguise yourself is to experience the world from a new perspective and I think you need to consider a new one yourself once in a while."
Well, that's a good point. But well... it's... time to consult the scripture...-
"But.. would you not be insulted, if say, a human boy suddenly decided to try to emulate you, Kasumi-dono? He would, say, don his form to look like you, from head to toe, moving as you do, speaking as you do. Is that not an insult, for not only is he a human wearing the emperor's clothes, but also a boy pretending to be the opposite sex?"
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"And I made it myself! Pretty cool, right? My dad used to make all kindsa things, so I borrowed some of his old tools. Had to make a trip back home for it, but if you like it, then it was totally worth it~"
That's a huge surprise, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN, LOOKING AT ROMIA, and she's just holding the shuriken on hand!
"W-Well, I definitely love it alot! I... just never had my birthday celebrated before, so... ah... t-this is really just so overwhelming for me, Romia-san, thank you!"
THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME SHE CELEBRATED A BIRTHDAY, like... EVER
"If you think humans dressing up or disguising themselves as kitsunes is foxgirl appropriation then what is our excuse for disguising ourselves as humans?"
"W-Well... That's different, isn't it, Kasumi-san? Shapeshifting is something in our abilities to do so, because us disguising as humans is to not attract attention to ourselves, making sure they will not cower before our kitsune forms... While a human turning into a kitsune is like a commoner wearing the queen's robes, or... something like that...?"
Romia's come with a gift! A set of four cured blades, each one bound to a ring at the bottom- able to neatly and cleanly slot into each other, combining into one singular edge that could be used as a large (if a little weighty) sword, or separated and fanned out around the ring at the bottom, into a four-spoked shuriken, just like how Haruka had described to her a couple weeks prior. It was light enough when unfolded that even someone of Haruka's stature could hold it just fine.
The metal of the blades looked quite unique, however- speckled with stars, though looking at its razor-sharp edges seemed more like looking at the night sky through it, the pattern of stars staying independent of how the weapon was moved. It was very clearly not of this world.
"I made this myself for you! Hammered it out of some special metals from my homeland- You're not gonna find anything like it anywhere else, and it's all yours!"
"Ah!"
She was pretty much going in her day without any care in the world, when she was stopped by none other than Romia! And what is that...
Thing..? She's... pretty much unlike her own self, looking at the weapon on hand...
... It's a little bit on the heavy side, but it's no doubt it's the Fuuma Shuriken...
...
"Romia-san... Are... are you sure? Where did you get this? I... never expected anyone to celebrate my birthday, we of the Kagetsu clan don't really do such things, so..."
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