you fascinate me. im too sleepy to figure out why. take this ask as an excuse to go crazy talking abt Blorbo. i suspect it is the Blue Fuck? (the pfp???) Disect the Blorbo. tell me the results. very fascinating to witness
(bonus points if relationships that are messy are involved (which is a given tbh))
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a ha, thank you, i'm taking being fascinating as a compliment while the one who'd go "awww" is out of town, and ahhh, haha, good guess, close, very close. gestures vaguely at the word fictive. close.
unfortunately all i have to say about the blorbo, diluc this time, is that he makes me sad and horny and nauseous. i don't know enough yet to cut him up properly but oh, he's so sad, and pathetic, and traumatized, and—
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i need things done to him. ones worse than what he's already underwent. he needs more pseudo-familial situationships, for enrichment, like putting a good sized branch in a snakes enclosure. he also needs to get intoxicated, probably against his own will due to lore reasons (i'd say he's straight edge if i was feeling brave, really), it'd do him no good at all but how else is he meant to fall apart? i just want to crack him open, much like some sort of mollusc, or crustacean, what is under that shell— and how violent is it?
put simply he activates a part of my conscious that makes me do this
