how to disappear completely

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now