spit fountain

I can have a little cry on the bathroom floor...as a treat

"world's no.1 bad guy" this man was fucking unknown to the general American public until they started parading his corpse

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

there comes a time when you’ll have to stop basing your morals on the laws of society because not all of these laws are meant to protect the vulnerable people but to exploit

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

hope y’all have a sexy 1846