groaning “god I’ve missed you” while watching it disappear inside you

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

Who wants to come over and paint me like one of their Arms Upstretched Nude Males?

That was the correct thing to say.

If you love her you will take her shopping for medieval weaponry.

can we fuck in the car after the ren faire while still in costume pls and thank u

the worst thing you can do is let this world steal your whimsy. protect your whimsy at all cost. don’t let these joyless doofuses steal your magic

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

kiss the face that you cum on, or whatever the saying is