summertime sadness

How “strong and independent white girl” of you.

Yep. I'm going to go drink my latte now.

Nah, I can’t say I want to at the moment but you’re more than welcome to try again later.

Nah, I'm not about to be bossed around by you. I refuse.

I didn’t ask why, Al. That must be your conscience eating away at you.

No you didn't but I told you anyways so you'll have to deal with it, yeah?

Roundview’s been taken over by generic sweatpants and UGGs. That time of the year already?

Because sweat pants and UGGs are comfortable.

Yes, ma’am, I do.

Be careful with her heart she's fragile and she's naive. She'll do probably anything you ask her if you charm her enough. She's already been hurt so just know that.

Nah, don’t be sorry. It’s all the more fun.

Do you like my sister, Simon?

I don’t think she’s said much about not liking you. Possibly not liking my sister, but that’s completely understandable, because my sister is wretched.

I think us as sisters are to cause hell or something.

Why not is the million dollar question for a lot of things.

You think so? It’d be pretty funny.

I mean if they're disturbing you why not?

If my roommate and his nasty girlfriend don't stop fucking, I'm going to pull the fire alarm on them.

I would do it anyway.

You like it. If she keeps shitting in my dad’s shoes — maybe.

If you think kissing me is gonna-- okay.

Fascinating.

You're an asshole.

What can I say? I’m generous.

Whipped is more like it.

Dogs have to be somewhat intelligent, babes. How many blind people do you see being led into traffic?

Depends what part of Bristol I'm at.