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I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

Absolutely devastated I missed out on the chance to peg the world’s greatest man by 367 years

plato’s cave suddenly loses all of its allegorical meaning and becomes a jock telling neets to go outside

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

Gay culture is being your professor’s favorite student while having a solid D in the class

what if family guy had a fandom like south park and ppl drew anime fanart of it and there would be anons on kin blogs requesting moodboards for a panromantic asexual peter griffin with social anxiety who dated brian

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