I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

i do love the word “wretched” so much but i think that’s because i, personally, am a wretched creature. a beast, if you will

all my problems stem from 1) i don't remember things 2) i don't want to do things 3) i don't like being around people

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

if i was in a book i'd be considered bad representation for all communities im part of

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me