Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

my dead wife. the ad free internet

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

Microsoft implies the existence of Macrohard...

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.