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calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

can someone remove my curse

hello is anyone there

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.