I still don’t do drugs.

us: *reverts blue background changes by external means bc our eyes hurt from the severe contrast of color*

hera: zeus cheated on me again!

poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((

AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????

Bonus points for Thor spending the entire time Loki’s pulling knives out of everywhere and nowhere studying his nails and being very obviously Done With It All. See, he knows his brother - his brother’s ALWAYS got knives, he keeps them in his little pockets of magical space, but they’ll humor the people they’re having the meeting with, so Thor waits. Then when Loki pulls out the knife in the meeting and everyone’s all about the panicking, there’s a loud sigh from Thor and an exasperated, “Lokiiii…” and that’s when Loki goes “Oh, all right,” (as only Hiddles can) and makes the knife disappear. But for the rest of the meeting, everyone knows Loki can access a knife anytime he wants to, so they’re all on edge and they basically agree to whatever the hell Thor and Loki ask for, if only so they can get these fuckers out of here. 

Norse Gods as things I heard at my school