you were amazing

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

the relationship between a girl and her favourite mug is something that can be so personal

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

There is no Love on that island

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i do think you have to be a bit pathetic to be truly hot

for the record i always thought juri arisugawa was the coolest teen on the block even when she was getting unfathomably owned and sometimes spontaneously physically attacked younger gay people for basically no reason

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten