The brothers: Please explain...

Mc: Eat a lot. Sleep for a while and then wake up beautiful.

Satan: You know they only have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Mc: That just makes it more appealing.

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

Some edits I made of the Diavolo dress emoji, I even edited Diavolo’s to be a bit better. I made them to use on discord, but decided to share them with y’all as well. x3 

Type: I want [favourite character] to lick my (PREDICTIVE TEXT) because it’d make me feel (PREDICTIVE TEXT UNTIL A COMPLETE SENTENCE)

😅😅 Well, it's not wrong... 😏😏

I want Lucifer to lick my face because it'd make me feel like I was going to sleep with him.

.........the actual fuck 😂😂😂

@aix-x

@pridecomesbeforethefall

Diavolo: Don't worry I have your back! However, I'll do you one better...I'll make sure to keep her happy if you're gone. *big grin*

Lucifer:

@pridecomesbeforethefall

One : Seals are sea animals and Leviathan is originally a sea monster

Two : They go "boing boing"