washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

I low key think i need to be driven out to the middle of nowhere and released by the side of the road

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce