heya gang
[ORANGE’S REPORT, DAY ONE.]
First day on this horribly named vessel with some horribly chosen crewmates. How this ship functioned for a month without me here, we’ll never know.
[MIRA HQ MISSION FILE FOR SHIP “JERIMIAH”]
MIRA hq sent out their newest wave of Aircraft Carriers to transport their goods from space to other places and get analyzed by scientists on the way. The aircraft Jeremiah had just taken flight to Polaris (very cold area) to transport eggs from space for further research at the laboratories there. Unfortunately Blue did a poof so the crew of Jeremiah decided to call up a detective from MIRA to try and find out what happened. Unfortunately the entire crew is extremely dysfunctional and need your help to try and…do…something I’m not really that sure yet and neither are they
I’ve already collected character information on pre- made files, but I’ll add to them soon. For now, this atrocious wording from whoever was in the office making them will have to do…
White: Captain of the Jeremiah!
They’re the captain- sort of. They mostly spend their days on Jeremiah crying and being disappointing as a captain while eating ice cream. Right before they took off on this journey, their partner left them and took it all in the divorce. Absolutely heartbroken, they barely manage to pilot the ship without crashing into everything. Really, they barely manage to walk without crashing into everything. Yeah theyre pretty cool
Black: The only one doing anything!
Black is a single parent to his toddler kid, Tim Tom. They kinda couldn’t leave Tim tom at home so they snuck him into the airship, which proved to be fine since the rest of the crew was way weirder and didn’t seem to mind. They have a PhD in medicine as well as Geology and Biology, and they work as the only Scientist since Blue had disappeared. They also serve as the Doctor for everyone on the ship. They’re kinda stressed out and stuff all the time. I wonder why. They've been working at MIRA ever since they graduated, around fifteen years now.
Cyan: the cook!
Jeremiah’s resident chef! They talk like a pirate and smell like one too! They went to this aircraft because someone called it a ship and they were all “sign me up matey” but ended up cooking for everyone
Cyan is a weathered sailor who has had experience at sea. They like to act like the captain sometimes, because, I mean, what is the real captain gonna do? They confuse people daily with their tales of obviously fake stories, and usually stay in their kitchen. They pretty much only cook fish stew and everything which people are pretty pissed about but what do you do you’re like fifty kilometres from land bro
Red: they got on the ship by mistake!
Red was told this mission would require their extensive skills in Demolition- a military mission. Unfortunately they boarded the wrong ship, and are stuck here with a bunch of weird people. They’re used to the harsh, cold environment of the military and tbh prefer it over whatevers going on in this airship. Mostly they just do odd jobs and stand there awkwardly. They had a pet crab at one point but Cyan accidentally cooked it so now they always stay in the weapons room in case Cyan shows up
Rose: awesome streamer! andalsosecuritypersonithink!
Rose was appointed head of security for reasons unknown to the entire crew. They use the monitors in the security room to livestream games, they’re constantly on their phone, and brush off any comments from Maroon like they’re stupid and dumb and get back to work what do you mean you’re in the middle of streaming turn into a furry femboy on roblox . They seem very happy because all their followers love the murder mystery, and they’re gaining a lot of attention online because of it.
Maroon: Wait I forgit
they have the most BORING job but they really like it for some reason. Maroon is a very good worker. They practically live for their job-
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I forgot what a head of supplies does
They’ve worked at this company for half their lifetime and couldnt be happier- although they wouldn’t show it. They have a fondness for rocks, and spend time with Black talking about them. They dislike children and Tan because they find that children cannot work therefore should not be on the ship because of child labor laws. Otherwise a nice person when you get used to them. They were the one who ordered for a Detective to be present because they really like detectives and think they’re cool.
Yellow: Engineer!
Yellow is the awesome, happy engineer! They practically live in the vents! No really they’re actually stuck and can’t get out help them
They love everyone on the Jeremiah and go a little too far to make everyone feel welcome. They believe in everyone and are always happy to hear everyone out! They used to be able to move around the vents easily to get to parts of the ship they needed to go to, but eventually “guys the vents got smaller!!” 😐, so they’re permanently stuck there until the ship lands in Polaris where there are people that can I dunno bruh smash them out. They don’t seem to mind, though and always look on the bright side and have a fondness for sweets.
Tan: they’re also there!!!
Tan is…. Well, we don’t really know what their role is. They mostly just stand around, or do cartwheels or backflips and eat the crew’s food.
No one is quite sure what Tan contributes to the ship, nor what goes on inside their head at all. Sometimes the crew will be having a serious discussion, and then Tan starts talking about Caesar Salad or something. Everyone is pretty much numb to their antics at this point. They’re not really that annoying to anyone except Orange and Maroon and sometimes Rose. Just comedic relief gang. They wear a paper bag on their head with a face drawn on it like a hat because they think it’s funny.
Orange: The incredible and competent detective.
You know good cop, bad cop? Well this is just bad cop, sorry (??????)
Orange is a detective who has been working for MIRA HQ for around a few months- not like they’d let anyone know that! Excuse me?They look into every surrounding and over analyze every person they meet to the point where it’s really disappointing actually. WHAT??? Orange can never let go of something once they’ve gotten ahold of it, and admire determination and justice over anything. They dislike fish but will eat it anyway FOR JUSTICE!!! Their constant hunger for the truth tends to deter people and that’s why a lot of people hate them. They also have massive anger issues.WHOEVER WROTE THIS FUCKING FILE CAN CATCH MY GODAMN HANDS GENUINELY?????
[all questions will be answered in comic sketch form!]
[guys please interact this would be so embarrassing if nobody said anything I got me a whole plot and jokes right here]
[everyone is nonbinary but for comedy reasons ill use terms like good boy and give people eyelashes when needed. also using sir/m'am randomly becaus wht do i even say bro like sirmam no thanks]
