Aircondito

When next I fall in love I will win over my sweetheart by bestowing these trinkets upon them like the autistic emo crow I am (if they’re right for me they will wear them on a necklace)

I’d like to introduce my character Pickles, he is an extra dimensional god who is born on earth as a sphynx cat. He is the messiah for his kind, called the Catthulhu and he is supposed to protect the universe and prolong its existence until its inevitable end. However Pickles has the tendencies of a cat, and he uses his immense power over the fates to benefit himself and those closest to him, and he inevitably ends up making irreversible mistakes which ruin and often end the lives of many.