i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

my fucking heart 😭

honestly i do this lmao. mad ab something? smoke a blunt. sad? smoke a blunt. happy? smoke a motherfuckin blunt

I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions

gonna reblog this every time i see it bc i really mean it

Remember when Born this Way, Born to Die, and Electra Heart came out and Barack Obama was president and everything just felt more manageable

Awwww

Oh, this is so fucking sad.

Honestly there’s nothing more pure than a child’s faith. This is sad.

MESSAGE

Whoo shit

ooo bitch!

I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions

him?

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

The Internet is amazing

Are you fucking kidding me?

Chaotic good

My faith in humanity has been somewhat restored

Good for him

Well there ya go ✨