screaming crying

Zack : This is a lie.

Zack : I was with him this morning. This is a lie.

Patton definitely has dad sneezes. It’s the explosive sneeze that ricochets off the wall and can be heard several countries away. It will ring in his ears before he rates it, and chuckles about the inconvenience of it.

The sides will be horrified about the sneezes at first, but they’ll have to get used to it. Especially it Virgil can hear it over the blaring music in his headphone.

Patton, sheepishly, after sneezing so loud: gee sorry Remus I didn’t mean to wake you!

Remus, obviously disappointed after appearing: it sounded like a scream, I thought you were dying.

Patton: aww thank you for coming to save me!